Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
April 24, 2051
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (29%)
Cancer (16%)
Alien Abduction (15%)
Homicide (9%)
Suicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Yuchhu....70 Jahre, gerade mal fünf Jahre Rente, ist das nicht toll??
Neee, isses nicht!
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